14 days ago, I was told that I had contracted syphillis, by my local doctor here in Mogadishu (in fairness, I think it was from a Brazilian prostitute in Recife). Afterwards, while I clipped my toenails over the kitchen sink, depressed, a female friend of mine arrived at the door. I went to the door, with only a 2x2ft towel on, and opened it. She knew there was nothing to say, so she only handed me a book, or more aptly The Book, "A Whole New World." I was encapsulated by the title. When I looked up my friend had disappeared in a puff of smoke, and I haven't seen her since. As I turned the pages, I felt I was going to laugh and cry and burp at the same time. Katie's command of the English language is unparalled. She has turned my life upside down and inside out. She has managed to produce a work which examines the frequent moral and practical dilemmas which any celebrity faces on a daily basis and the reader can totally empathise with the author in dealing with these complex issues. All I can say is, buy this book before it is sold out. Or pulped. I'm a changed man now. In fact, I'm even getting a gender re-assignment when I get my insurance claim money from crashing my 1992 red Volkswagon Polo into a donkey cart in Mogadishu city centre. Forget about the media's negative focus on Katie and those unscrupulous people who write derogatory and possibly defamatory comments on this site about her. I can feel my syphillis clearing up even now. So, if you want to get a new perspective on life, and live in a "Whole New World", then get that credit card out, get this book and get control of your destiny, or whatever. Thanks for your time